Friday, February 1, 2008

At the Shoe Store....

A woman came into the store today with her daughter and infant grandson. While the baby was cute, he did managed to spit up twice and fart about every three minutes. It's amazing to me that so much stink can come out of such a tiny body.

"Mom, I think Jack might be allergic to milk," said the daughter.

"Him? No, honey he's too fat to be allergic to anything. Try these on--they'd be cute on you."

And that, ladies and gents, was the highlight of my day.


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